Petra Neumayer

Diesen Witz hat mir kürzlich ein befreundeter indischer Geschäftsmann gesendet:

Once a Smoker was smoking at the airport.........
A gentleman came & asked him? How much do you smoke a day??
Smoker: Why are you asking such question??
Gentleman replied: If you had collected that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.?
Smoker asked that gentleman: Do you smoke??
Gentleman: No.
Smoker asked: Does that plane belong to you??
Gentleman replied: No.
Smoker: Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.

Und die Moral von der Geschicht':
"Unnötige Ratschläge gefährden Ihre Gesundheit"